"There has been a huge massacre taken place tonight among our ant population. The Cromwell home has been a place of refuge and lots of food and shelter for our ant groups for over 20 years, so it was a huge surprise when their son, Jake, pulled out the Raid and used it on the poor swarm of ants under the counter in the kitchen. It has been reported that there were over 2,000 ants killed in this massacre. Few survived to escape. Our reporter ants have determined that the daughter in law of the Cromwells, Rachel, is to blame for this mass murder. She is a hater of all things small and crawly and creepy and gross. We hear that she will not live there for forever so we can soon reclaim our spot under the counters and in the corners of the Cromwell home again. Until that day, we would highly warn all ants to stay clear of the Cromwell's basement, that is where she keeps watch. We will announce when her presence is no longer a danger to our ant community."
P.S. Jake has killed another three mice since my post on the first dead mouse.
2 comments:
Hahahahaahhahaa :) You are so funny and clever! :D Best. Post. About. Pestilence. Ever.
Hahahaha! Oh Rachel! You crack me up.
Four mice down! Booyah!
Love you, Momsy
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